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The side project of three members of the local band Ludo, The New Heathers, is nothing but a disappointment. The EP entitled “The Fuel, The Fire, The Spark” was released on September 22 and is a completely different sound for these three boys. The New Heathers sounds like a country band gone terribly, terribly wrong. Where Ludo amazes fans and critics, The New Heathers falls far from the tree. This only proves that Ludo wouldn’t be who there are with the vocal talents of lead singer, Andrew Volpe.
The first song starts off with a vibrating, pulsating noise that makes you instantly want to skip it. Continuing over 30 seconds into the song, “Agatha” might be listenable with the unique vocal stylings of Tim Ferrell. Every time this CD starts, I instantly move to track two to spare myself from exploding my ear drums.
The second song however, is almost as unlistenable. The main guitar and moog (a special type of synthesizer that is named after its inventor) riffs sound like it was stolen from a lost level of Mario Brothers. While some may think that cools, let me tell you, it’s not. The lyrical melody isn’t much better. You wouldn’t be able to tell that Ferrell has the singing voice that he does.
The only good song on this entire EP is “The Fuel, The Fire, The Spark,” which the album was named after. It’s a slow one, but definitely a good one. A sentimental love song, “The Fuel, The Fire, The Spark” makes for an excellent rock ballad on an album filled with southern rock crap. If you want a taste of The New Heathers, then do yourself a favor. Go to iTunes and purchase this song and this song only.
After this slow paced song, for some reason, the boys thought it would be a great an idea to put a fast paced wanna- be southern rock/ punk song. “Start” is by far the worse punk song to ever exist. The ironic thing is, for punk it’s not even that fast. And the fact that the whole CD is based on a southern rock feel, this song is entirely out of place.
Next on to “Hammer & Chisel,” track number 4. This would definitely have to be the second best song on the album. You can kind of hear the Ludo lingering in the background trying to get out. The drums, played by Matt Palermo, and the moog, by Tim Convy, finally make an impressing appearance and make the song sound complete, rather than a rushed work. Yet another slow song, something about it just sticks out a little bit more than the other bad songs on the album.
“Santa Rosa” ends this long album. It’s an acoustic piece that displays the musical masterpiece that should be on every single track of this EP. Ferrell has amazing talent when it comes to the guitar and a decent voice. Why can’t the whole album represent that talent that lays just on the other side of the stage?
When buying merch at your next Ludo show, beware of the free EP that you get with your purchase. Stick solely with “The Fuel, The Fire, The Spark.” The rest of the CD isn’t worth it. The fact that The New Heathers is touring with Ludo is even worse. Don’t bother showing up early. Stick to the main act. Which is what Ferrell, Convy, and Palermo should do too.